a diamond bullet & a gun made of gold
what if Oprah was your mom me: hi mom good morning
Oprah: hi sweety I made you breakfast!
me: oh thanks mom where is i-..
Oprah: LOOK UNDER YOUR CHAIR!!!!!!!
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