on a scale from robert pattinson to robert downey jr how much do you like your character
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Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?
“And then there’s this asshole”
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this lady at starbucks next to me keeps going out to chain smoke ahahahokay what am i even doing here
